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The Bear Returned

Today, the Cartoon Bear returned to the quiet room. He did not fart this time but did answer his phone. His ringtone sounded like the Tetris theme. His conversation went like this:






Another pause, and I could hear someone on the other end.


Then he snapped his phone shut (it was a flip phone). He didn't stay long after that. Sad.

But then he came back! And ripped a really loud fart. With two other people in the room, I knew it wasn't just for me. Aw. Then he left again. I think he showed us.

Note: I used the word 'hello' so many times in this post it started to lose all meaning, and I wondered if it was spelled correctly.

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