Sometimes I Say Things

(A post from the archives)

Day 22 (of 30) My wife embroidered the photo for today. It says, "Pussy Be Bangin'." Apparently, I said this in the car a while back. I say things sometimes. My lovely wife is kind enough to memorialize them in fabric. I think I meant something positive. Like, "Her vagina is so awesome," or "She is a very nice person." This vernacular is a second language for me, so I have to rely on Urban Dictionary. The embroidery sits on my desk at home so that I can always remember it. It's kind of like my version of that poster with the cat hanging from a tree that says, "Hang in there!" or "You're purrrfect!"